Music Is Terrible!

Is this shitgaze?  Is that still a thing?  Oh shitgaze. Oh my.  Don’t even get me started.  I think this is shitgaze.  It has that unmistakable ‘Music by people who hate music for people who hate music’ stench to it.  I accept that ‘ironic’-retro is an easy way for the lazy and untalented to pretend to be cool, and yes, it’s marginally less horrific than the metalcrabcores, but honestly.  Enough.

Also, unless you have spent more than an hour with one of those tape-head cleaning-tapes that you had to drip cleaning fluid into a little hole and then run through your video player and cry because your favorite GI Joe tape was destroyed, then you have no right trying to make ignorant children think VHS is cool.

Step it up Williamsburg, this crap is just embarrassing.